May 2013
132 posts
If America wanted me to eat the recommended...
pussyneversleeps:
mariavontraphouse:
They would only sell that amount in a package
Don’t give me 20 cookies and tell me to only eat 2
damn right.
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
alexkisu:
helicoils:
i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves
you wanna ask me out now or later
"Hey, didn't you use to have a crush on..."
laugh-addict:
sterekdestiel:
arsenickittenip:
Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!
“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”
In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience
Source: [x]
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waves-of-pure-emotion:
phildanphan:
so i was looking through my old year books in my school and saw this
YOU WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS TOM FELTON AND YOU DIDN’T KNOW?
the-elderswear:
i like how most musicals are about young love and self-discovery and then sweeney todd is just about killing men and eating them in pies
goddess-of-trickery:
awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:
Doctor Who: The only show that has inter-species crime fighting lesbians with a pet potato.
I wonder what we look like to the outside world
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quietrooms-and-loudmusic:
andsoheismyjohn:
nipsterchapel:
zmilak:
what if we all get boyfriends next year
this is the saddest post I’ve ever seen
tigerbeauty:
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “thank you” will suffice. None of this “how did you get in my house” business. So rude.
Watchrushings:
rushings:
This is what I do in class lol
god im so weird
ixnay-on-the-oddk:
lunatrip:
lunatrip:
sicam:
sicam:
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
tuucker:
isis-:
noahstillsversustheworld:
everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just… amazing
and I sit here like
Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??
that’s lotad you uncultured shit
m33wlin:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
